You don’t look (or sound) like bakers. Can I trust that these cookies taste as good as they look?
We’re definitely not bakers, in any sense of the word. We don’t want to burn our business down, nor would we want to subject anyone to anything we might bake. That’s why we get our cookies from the real professionals. In fact, we’ve partnered with the best bakery in Calgary: Dutch Pastry Boutique. They’ve been crafting delicious baked goods for over thirty-three years and have mastered cookies.
What type of cookies do you offer?
We we offer both chocolate chip and ginger cookies depending on the season and by special request! Please contact us directly to find out what's in store this week. Here is our contact information
You say four are topped with fondant. Doesn’t fondant taste bad?
We use only the best when it comes to our fondant, and we have to say it tastes pretty darn good! Not a fan of icing in general? No problem! Carefully remove the fondant, then dry it on top of your refrigerator for a few weeks. Once dry, simply drill a hole in the top, put it on a loop of string and make a necklace. You’re welcome for that. #lifehack
The cookies look too good to be true. How do you get the designs on the cookies? Magic?
It’s nice of you to say our cookies look amazing! While we are huge fans of magic and all things Harry Potter, sadly we are Muggles. In lieu of magic, we use a state-of-the-art overhead food colour applicator, which, unlike magic, is approved by the CFIA. And don’t worry—the machine never actually touches the cookies, so there’s no chance of contamination between our Christmas and Hanukkah cookies.
OK, so it’s not magic, but how do I know that you aren’t decorating them in your kitchen at home?
We operate in an AHS-inspected food handling facility, dedicated solely to the preparation of Chomp a’Lomp cookies. No need to fill your head with nightmares about some random stranger’s dirty kitchen. We’re not strangers, we’re your friends!
I have special dietary restrictions. Is there anything you can do?
Yes, absolutely! Please contact us directly for special orders. Here is our contact information
! Or if you prefer, we are still willing to honour our original offer of shipping you an empty box, guaranteed to be free of dairy, tree nuts, eggs, wheat, shellfish, soy, fish, peanuts and cookies. These empty boxes are great for crafting your own special treats and then gifting them to others, while appearing like a super pro.